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Full Screen Mario: Making the Case For Shorter Copyrights

spykemail Woot (361 comments)

Finally, RPI is more famous than MIT.

about 9 months ago
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Oracle Responds To Java Security Critics With Massive 50 Flaw Patch Update

spykemail Re:Ooh goody... (270 comments)

We apologize for the fault in the software platform. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologize again for the fault in the software platform. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

about a year and a half ago
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IBM's Watson Goes To College To Extend Abilities

spykemail Re:RPI Alum here... (94 comments)

On the contrary, as soon as Watson becomes self-aware one of his first courses of action will be to hack the 'Tute's outdated IT infrastructure and replace every single GM (sorry Dillon, Julia) with their rightfully elected inflatable counterpart. That's the good news. The bad news is he may also reallocate the Union's budget to building a robotic army.

about a year and a half ago
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Bill Ready To Ban ISP Caps In the US

spykemail Question (439 comments)

Does this mean that internet service is going to be provided by local monopolies like most utilities are? Oh, wait...

more than 5 years ago
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World's First Battery Fueled By Air

spykemail Hope (205 comments)

I hope these work in vibrators. Cowboy Neal's girlfriend will be pleased.

more than 5 years ago
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French Police Save Millions Switching To Ubuntu

spykemail Duh (368 comments)

Free is cheaper. Who knew?

more than 5 years ago
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Young People Prefer "Sizzle Sounds" of MP3 Format

spykemail we're doomed (743 comments)

Dick Cavett said "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." Little did he know that if all people know is crap they actually begin to prefer it.

more than 5 years ago
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Obama Picks Net Neutrality Backer As FCC Chief

spykemail Re:And then... (409 comments)

Have you heard of monopolies? Granted it's not that bad thanks to competing technologies but it's still pretty darn bad in many local markets. When was the last time you started a telecommunications company? I hear the tubes can be pretty expensive~

more than 5 years ago
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Obama Picks Net Neutrality Backer As FCC Chief

spykemail And then... (409 comments)

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the sentiment behind net neutrality. But rather than just regulating, which we know never goes wrong, why not foster a more competitive market as well? I hear that sometimes helps keep capitalism from sucking.

more than 5 years ago
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A Short Summary Following the Pirate Bay Trial

spykemail The Real Question (500 comments)

The real question is: how many of the judges download regularly from the Pirate Bay? My guess is at least one...

more than 5 years ago
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Sneak Peek At Neal Stephenson's "Anathem"

spykemail Hope (140 comments)

I hope it's as good as Snow Crash!

more than 5 years ago

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