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If asked to read a corporate white paper, I feel like ...

tickticker Re:Missing option: (128 comments)

I really wish I had some mod points for you folks! Made my night.

Can you direct us to a white paper enumerating best practices for optimal client-centered Buzzword Bingo methodologies?

We should not overestimate the transformational power of industry buzzwords, nor the new synergies they can help us achieve in emerging vertical markets. What we need is a new paradigm embracing the best practices that will lead us to ever growing profitability.

While you touched on many important paradigms, I think it's crucial to understand that the core of the problem with the buzzword complex is that it overemphasizes the transformative cultural forces present in highly interactive social network ecosystems.

What we truly need is a flexible and authentic approach to telling deep, engaging stories about a performative community culture that focuses not only on iteration but also on building meaningful relationships within our social graphs in order to create an innovative and multifaceted story-based brand, through which we can see past the unnecessary and false dichotomy between sustainable growth and scalable, engaging profit opportunities.

about 2 years ago
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Curiosity Snaps 'Arm's Length' Self Portrait

tickticker Re:Why are there footprints... (96 comments)

Not only that, but if you look in the lens of what looks like a camera on the tallest part of the rover, you can clearly see the shadow of the person taking the photo.

more than 2 years ago
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Samsung Opens New Apple Store In Australia

tickticker Sony Stores (154 comments)

I recall thinking how similar the Apple store was to the Sony stores in the area (Novi, MI) when they first came out and thought Apple was ripping off Sony.

more than 2 years ago
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Patient Just Wants To See Data From His Implanted Medical Device

tickticker Re:I call shenanigans! (262 comments)

First sentence second paragraph makes my head hurt on reflection.

more than 2 years ago
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Patient Just Wants To See Data From His Implanted Medical Device

tickticker I call shenanigans! (262 comments)

I've had 5! Count 'em 5 ICDs. When they do the reading, you can always get a copy of the readout. They print them up, and clear the memory.

Every time, without exception no matter the technician, over the course of at least a hundred of these data dumps did I NEVER get a copy and I still have quite a few of them. They even go over them with you. You do have to have a modicum of cardiac AND electric knowledge or it's pointless of course. I have plenty of both so it wasn't an issue. EVER.

more than 2 years ago
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Is Phoenix the Next Silicon Valley?

tickticker Re:Any company (555 comments)

I suggest you put down most of your computing devices then. Intel is HUGE here, as is Motorola and Microchip. American Express and Goodyear Tire are also huge here (eg Goodyear, AZ is a real town named after.... Goodyear Tire). So no electronics for you, no plane rides (who do you think makes the tires for the planes and the emergency chutes you jump on to escape the plane?), lose those tires. Cut up that card.

Oh, and if the AC is calling my died in the wool liberal wife racist? Get a life. A state isn't racist, mentally handicapped conservatives in the state legislature are. They get voted in by snowbirds, the elderly who relocate here 6 months out of the year. Like your grandparents.

more than 2 years ago
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Scientists Create World's First Atomic X-Ray Laser

tickticker Re:Obligatory... (145 comments)

I'm just pondering the immortal Socrates who said, "I drank what?"

more than 2 years ago
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For Sinclair Fans, The ZX81 Lives On

tickticker Still have one (196 comments)

My buddy had one when we were younger. Years later a neighbor said he had one, brought it over, and it was still unopened in the box! I have it in storage for when it's worth millions... Someday...

more than 2 years ago
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Ask Slashdot: Changing Passwords For the New Year?

tickticker Re:Congratulations (339 comments)

I don't make friends or have contact with people who have active Yahoo accounts.

more than 2 years ago
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Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda Resigns From Slashdot

tickticker Thanks! (1521 comments)

I first came here doing a search on why my 3 floppy disk install kept failing and discovered floppies suck and linux floppies are or were... sensitive. I remember thinking "CmdrTaco? Must work at Taco Bell to earn money."

After lurking for awhile I had to make some snappy assed reply to someone and finally took the plunge to make an account. I thought ACs were... ACs. Then I promptly forgot said username/password and lurked more until I started taping them to my monitor... j/k!

I remember being thrilled that Slashdot stories were on Google News! So many great stories, so many snarky trolling comments, so many incredibly accurate polls, so much wasted time and time well spent.

Thank you CmdrTaco. I salute you!

more than 3 years ago
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Re. medication requiring a prescription:

tickticker Coumadin (550 comments)

I had a titanium butterfly aortic valve implanted at 23, now I'm in my 40's. Every day, once a day, for the rest of my life until a better blood thinner comes out for something like this.

more than 3 years ago
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Study Calls Craigslist 'a Cesspool of Crime'

tickticker AIM Group self interest? (316 comments)

We are the world’s premiere research and consulting firm for the classifieds industry. We’re widely quoted in the press, including Forbes, Fortune, Financial Times, Bloomberg, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and elsewhere.

We are experts in developing successful revenue strategies around automotive, real estate, recruitment and merchandise advertising, encompassing print, online, mobile, video and social media.

Which I'll bet includes all types of classifieds and advertising EXCEPT Craigslist.

more than 3 years ago
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36-Hour Lemmings Port Gets Sony Cease and Desist

tickticker Re:Fuck Sony (268 comments)

So someone gave you a present and then proceeded to tell you how much it was? Classy.

more than 4 years ago
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This Hallowe'en ...

tickticker Re:Great fun (709 comments)

Remember to disengage any blades or harvesting equipment BEFORE the drinking starts.

more than 5 years ago
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Emigrating To a Freer Country?

tickticker Canada.. (1359 comments)

It's a real nice city. I've been there once.

more than 5 years ago
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Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In?

tickticker No one (1127 comments)

Nope, your the only one. Evah.

more than 5 years ago
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I prefer to consume my caffeine from a vessel of ...

tickticker When I think of coffee... (571 comments)

I can't help but get a little nauseous.

What is coffee? Coffee is heated water strained through the ground up remains of dead, chemically treated vegetative matter that's traveled thousands of miles from who knows where via who knows what method peed on by who knows how many rats along the way and packaged for our consumption? Count me out.

I'll take a can of good ole sugared up naturally and artificially flavored soda any day.
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This sig pukes when it drinks coffee, and that's before the smell and the taste!

more than 5 years ago

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White House Announces Vivek Kundra As CIO

tickticker tickticker writes  |  more than 5 years ago

tickticker writes "The White House announced this morning that Vivek Kundra will be the administration's Chief Information Officer. Kundra served as the Chief Technology Officer for the Government of the District of Columbia and was voted the 2008 IT Executive of the Year. Kundra will direct technology ventures for US agencies and will "play a key role in making sure our government is running in the most secure, open, and efficient way possible," according to a statement from the President."

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