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Fukushima Fish Still Radioactive

tigre Re:Aaaaand.... (107 comments)

That's "Cue". Que/Queue and Cue have completely different meanings.

Maybe he meant "Qué Godzilla jokes!", a Spanglish exclamation roughly translated as "Such [wonderful/awful] Godzilla jokes [can be made/have been made]!"

about 2 years ago

What's To Love About C?

tigre Re:because - (793 comments)

And the funny thing is that most people who write const char* foo really want char const * const foo. You don't want either the pointer or the data pointed at to change. However, almost nobody knows that, so even those who do just use the weaker const char* so people understand the code.

You might actually want the pointer to be able to change. You may have a pointer to _some_ literal string, but want to be able to change _which_ literal you are pointing to.

more than 2 years ago

World Is Ignoring Most Important Lesson From Fukushima

tigre Re:Error in translation? (328 comments)

Either there's an error in translation or the MIT trained nuclear engineer has forgotten what probability theory is.

Having multiple means of cooling a reactor sounds like a good idea, but that will only reduce the probability of disaster.

But his point is that making assumptions based on probabilities calculations based on other assumptions is the problem. Anything with a physically plausible likelihood of happening is worth considering how to guard against, and nobody should settle on "good enough" without at least laying out the associated probabilities and any assumptions that went into those calculations. At least not where catastrophic repercussions are the _likely_ outcome of miscalculation.

Of course the regulators have to be willing to challenge assumptions, and ferret them out when probabilities are presented without accompanying substantiation.

more than 2 years ago

Multiword Passwords Secure Or Not?

tigre Re:Obligatory xkcd (372 comments)

Aren't those exponents reversed?

2048^4 vs 102^8?
1.7 * 10^13 vs 1.1 * 10^16?

So completely random is still better in this sense. Just hard to remember and maybe hard to input. xkcd compared "uncommon word + common substitutions + a couple random characters".

more than 2 years ago

Pi Day Is Coming — But Tau Day Is Better

tigre Re:Breaking derivatives (241 comments)

No, it doesn't. Just using a different scale (x = 2y).

more than 2 years ago

Schmidt: Google Once Considered Issuing Currency

tigre Re:Currency? (189 comments)

A few seggestions:

Try to take over the world

Try to index the world's information

They're Page-y and the Brin.

Larry and the Brin?

They're dinky, they're Page-y and the Brin, Brin, Brin, Brin,

They're cagey, they're Page-y...
They're scary, they're Larry...

They'll take over the world

They'll catalog the world

They'll overthrow the earth

They'll monetize the earth

more than 2 years ago

Why People Don't Live Past 114

tigre Mod parent up (916 comments)

I for one love the Bible, and I found this hilarious, not trollish.

more than 2 years ago

MIT Creates Chip to Model Synapses

tigre Fundamentally Analog (220 comments)

The summary is way off. Transistors are analog devices, so TTL may behave digitally but that's only because a lot of work was done to make that happen. All that's happening here is taking analog devices with certain characteristics and using them to model an analog process with certain other characteristics. No small feat mind you.

more than 2 years ago

Is Process Killing the Software Industry?

tigre Re:TDD (460 comments)

The problem that I've found with TDD is that it encourages people to write code that tests the wrong thing. I like using it, because I gradually grow a set of regression tests and can be reasonably confident that I haven't broken anything, but I've seen a lot of people write tests that check for specific details, so you make a 5 line change to their code and then have to modify 100 lines of tests - not because you've broken anything, but because their tests were checking for implementation details rather than valid semantics.

I don't think it's TDD per se that encourages such bad practices. It's a complete misunderstanding of the purpose of tests. I guess I'm not big on low-level unit testing because it generally ends up breaking things down so much to the level that you do end up testing implementations rather than interactions. And thus you end up with Development-Driven Testing, an anti-pattern if I ever saw one.

So the problem is again with the application of processes and best practices without any understanding of what they're for and why they work. Because the people doing the work aren't good enough to understand and the people managing them aren't good enough to explain.

more than 3 years ago

Is Process Killing the Software Industry?

tigre Re:TDD (460 comments)

I don't think you understood a word of what I was saying. The whole point of TDD is the reality of code change.

more than 3 years ago

Is Process Killing the Software Industry?

tigre Re:TDD (460 comments)

TDD is a painful waste of time that at best serves as a crutch for unskilled or insecure coders and at worst a smokescreen behind which serious bugs remain unfixed because they aren't picked up by any test cases.

No, TDD is painful, but it's a long-term investment. If you code once and never have to touch it again, you can get away with making it work right without tests. But if you want to be able to grow your system, you want something to make sure that you don't kill the old functionality in the process of building the new. And sometimes it's just helpful to spell out the expectations of new functionality ahead of time so that you know when you've achieved it.

Process for the sake of process is pointless. And if you have good reason to work around or jettison a given process, go for it. As I told the other programmers at my job, the only piece of our process we would probably consider an absolute necessity is source control. Code review is highly recommended, tests are very strongly pushed, formatting standards are there for good reasons, but there are times when they are not helpful.

The problem always comes down to whether or not your developers are adults with good decision-making capabilities. Process is too often employed as a way to allow you to get stuff done with people of average or less ability, but process also hurts them because they can't figure out when the process is unhelpful. And if process is imposed by fiat, those who could figure that out are frustrated by having to go through the motions. But if you have trustworthy people and you actually trust them, you institute the process for their benefit, and when it's not useful they know not to use it.

more than 3 years ago

Inside Mozilla's New JavaScript JIT Compiler

tigre Re:Javascript Monkeys (97 comments)

He was still hung over from the JaegerMonkey party.

more than 3 years ago

Tennessee Bill Helps Teachers Challenge Evolution

tigre Re:I don't think you understand. (735 comments)

No it doesn't. You can be religious and think ID is a bunch of hooey. This isn't an either-or proposition.

Of course it isn't.

But it IS "an either-or proposition" if you insist on a LITERAL interpretation of The Bible.

You can be religious and understand/accept evolution and understand that "The Garden of Eden" was a parable.

You CANNOT believe that The Garden of Eden was a physical location on Earth and understand/accept evolution.

Insistence on a literal intepretation is not a pre-requisite for believing in Adam, the Garden of Eden, eternal sin, or Jesus dying for our sins. You've resorted to a straw man. I don't insist that all the details were exactly as reported. I do believe in the vast majority of the Jesus narrative. I'm open to there having been an actual physical Garden of Eden in some form or fashion, and possibly there being a key ancestral couple like Adam and Eve.

more than 3 years ago

Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm

tigre Re:This is news? (198 comments)

are you saying he's weak-minded?

more than 3 years ago

IE9 Released, Media Has Opinions

tigre Re:Piece of ellipses (378 comments)

That wasn't an ellipsis. It was ASCII art.

more than 3 years ago

Stopping the Horror of 'Reply All'

tigre Re:Tales of old. (256 comments)

That was a "Reply" vs. "Reply All" joke.


more than 3 years ago

Designers Create Meat Eating Furniture

tigre Re:Mouse-eating coffee table.... (120 comments)

The coffee table eats mice to power itself.

But what does it need power for? It's pretty much a coffee table without the energy the mouse will provide!

It needs power so that it can eat mice, duh!

more than 3 years ago



Microsoft Trying to Buy Yahoo

tigre tigre writes  |  more than 6 years ago

tigre (178245) writes "Microsoft has offered 44.6B to buy Yahoo. Will it bode well for Microsoft's cross-platform-friendly offerings or is it time for me to make the jump to Gmail?"


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