Favorite "Go!" Phrase?
Or "west bound and down" depending on the direction.
Either way time to 'Watch old Bandit run"
I wish my car could...
And watch me hit 88 miles per hours!
Ask Slashdot: Is Development Leadership Overvalued?
Some people are Indians, Some people are Chiefs. I tried my hand at being a Chief, But I came to the realization that not only did I enjoy being an Indian, I'm a damm good Indian! (And there is nothing wrong with that)
Petition For Metric In US Halfway To Requiring Response From the White House
Yeah, these editors, sheesh. You give them an inch, they take a mile.
Sure, but before you post, you should try walking a kilometer in their shoes.
Could Testing Block Psychopaths From Senior Management?
Just come up with a 'reasonable accomodation' that will allow a sociopath to exercise a position of power and discretion without dangerous fuckups, and we'll talk...
Yes, put them in the Collections Department. You need to be absent of a soul to do that.
Ask Slashdot: Geekiest Way To Cook a Turkey?
Walk over to the replicator and say "White meat Turkey, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes w/gravy & gelled cranberry sauce"
Oh and 'Earl Grey Tea please'
What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars?
They found the control panel that activates the reactor to melt all the ice?
Ask Slashdot: The Search For the Ultimate Engineer's Pen
My experience with Fischer space pens was that they exhibited the blobbing problem.
Grandma said the same thing about grandpa
Steve Jobs' Yacht Revealed
This is a yacht!
Best Trek Captain?
Except for that Jackie Chan guy....
Hey, he could play Captain Sulu!
Then we would need some annoying black guy as the first officer.... Who? Who? Who?
Best Trek Captain?
Where is captain Cowboy T. Neal when you need him?
What Is Your Favorite Halloween Treat?
What category does a bag of Skittles fall under?
How To Steal a Space Shuttle
But then you have to worry about the cook.
If I could print 1 replacement organ ...
And you thought HP charged a lot for ink now!
Fathers Pass Along More Mutations As They Age
I said "So, since I was about 40 when our daughter was born, are you going to start blaming me for her 'behavioral issues"?
Her response was, "What do you mean 'Start', I already DO!"
On my summer vacation, I did / will do / am doing:
Which one does "Going to Disney World with my family" come under?
Will Speed Limits Inhibit Autonomous Car Adoption?
I did not know the UK had so many Zebras that they needed their own crossings.
Is it really OK for humans to share them with the zebras?
One would think the zebras would be more dangerous than the drivers.
National Planetary Exploration Car Wash and Bake Sale
Wash it down with some Tang?
Minutes spent on the phone, on a typical day
Favorite Bumper Sticker: "Stop Honking, I'm on the Phone!!"