top Camels May Transmit New Middle Eastern Virus
...after Camel-toe of course was some sort of computer virus. I need to go to sleep..
about a year and a half ago
top Ibex Virtual Reality Desktop Beta For Mac Released
...oh yeah, it's at the bottom of the lake.
top IBM's Watson Gets a Swear Filter After Learning the Urban Dictionary
Yeah, they should make him sit with a bar of soap in his CD-ROM drive for a while.
top Why Ultrabooks Are Falling Well Short of Intel's Targets
I pay a moderate amount of attention to tech stuff. I subscribe to Wired and I check out Slashdot regularly. I've never heard of an Ultrabook.
top Do We Need a Longer School Year?
Forget school years, we need longer years. I'm tired of getting so old.
top The Headaches of Cross-Platform Mobile Development
...Google and Apple merge already and get it over with.
top DARPA Chooses Leader For 100-Year Starship Project
Shouldn't they be choosing a baby for this?
top Tevatron To Shut Down At End of 2011
The woman who wrote it is freaking gorgeous and way smarter than me...which isn't saying much.
top SatPhones — Why Can't They Make It Work?
A U.S. soldier recently, not the most recent, was awarded the Medal of Honor because his group was pinned down and he needed to call in help. He had to go out in the open to get a call through and knew he'd get the shit shot out of him. He did it anyway and got killed but I think the rest of his guys received help.
top UK Pressures the US To Takedown Extremist Videos
While we will allow al-awlaki to say what he wants, we also have targeted him for assassination.
top Fermilab Experiment Hints At Multiple Higgs Particles
What is it about a particle that makes it have a particular charge? What is charge fundamentally? Are these known things or just stupid questions on my part? It seems to me if two particles can be different (positive or negative) then they must consist of something smaller that makes them that way.
The Hurt Locker Producers Sue First 5,000 File-Sharers
Seems like Hollywood knows a thief when they see one:
top Apple Kills Google Voice Apps On the iPhone
Why on earth geeks continue to view Apple as a Good Company boggles my mind.
Loved Linux for years but also love ipod, itunes, garageband and imovie. Nothing on Linux comes close to these. Microsoft doesn't include a compiler.
top Presidential Inauguration Hardware and Other Challenges
By embiggening the cellular infrastructure, they might be enabling potential bombers who otherwise might not be able to get their detonation call through.
top Steve Jobs Takes Leave of Absence From Apple
Why not bring in Woz for a while
... as ballast?
top AT&T Sidestepping Google, Eyes Symbian
I thought Symbian was that sex toy that Howard Stern is always trying to get his "female" guests to try out...and I thought, good move, way to diversify AT&T.
top Ubiquitous Hydrogen Power Not Getting Any Closer
This guy seems to disagree with the greatness of reprocessing.