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Key Advantage of Open Source is Not Cost Savings

users.pl Re:Shocking! (580 comments)

Niggers on bikes are my portable power source. Mad MCs be down with me, yo.

more than 9 years ago

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GNAA announces plans to assassinate George W. Bush

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

GNAA ANNOUNCES PLANS TO ASSASSINATE GEORGE W. BUSH
Reuters, Afghanistan

In a candle lit tent filled with towl headed but otherwise fully naked sand niggers, an anonymous GNAA representative announced his plans to assassinate George W. Bush for his attempts to suppress faggotry in the US. While masturbating furiously during an anal sodomy, he was quoted as saying, "[George W. Bush's] bill to ban gay marriages may have been largely defeated in the US Senate, but the GNAA does not stand for overt insults to its sodomous ideology."

After an abrupt orgasm accompanied by profuse sweating which provided much needed drinkable liquid to the otherwise arid area, it was stated by the GNAA representatives that George W. Bush's assassination will be carried out "soon." They plan to deploy 37 Apache helicopters in a formation depicting an erect penis to the white house painted proudly with the Penisbird emblem. After suicide bombing the white house with a few of the helicopters, some of the remaining ones will land and initiate a full scale foot assault on the establishment. Fully erect and positively naked GNAA soldiers will capture the president and incapacitate him through a series of vicious and unrelenting sodomies, finally ending his miserable life by forcing him to suffocate by orally accepting the penis of a Gay Nigger.

Meanwhile, the secret service and other fascist American establishments will be kept at bay by GNAA's third corporate infantry, which consists of a Nigerian and Afghanistanian assembly of Gayniggers equipped with the weapons of mass destruction which were never found in Iraq due to the negligence of the now analy and orally sodomized president.

The GNAA has appropriated these weapons during it's recent hostile takeover of Electronic Arts and has profited $200 million in its third quarter due to its sale of Decapitation Insurance.

The assassination of George W. Bush will send a clear message to America that the GNAA cannot be suppressed through legislation. "Erotic torturous sodomy causing the death of the president is just the beginning."

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

  • First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the digitally remastered movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
  • Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
  • Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

Copyright (c) 2003-2004 GNAA

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Crazy fucks

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

The thing that's great about Slashdot is the whole anonymous thing. I can be a trolling dick on this site and be completely normal off the site. I'm so different IRL than I am here that you never know who I could really me. You might even know me IRL and not know of my secret little Slashdot life.

With that being said, I work with lots of people IRL. I work in a very public place with lots of public computers. I help people with the computers. The other day I helped an old lady copy a text document from the computer to her floppy disk. Like all technophobes, she proceeded to inform me of how difficult computer concepts are to her, and graciously thanked me for my polite assistance.

She also went off on kind of a rant. She told me she's a social worker, taking care of people with health problems. She told me that the day before she searched the internet for a cheap source of bulk adult diapers so she could provide one of her incontinent clients with a cheaper source. In doing her search though, she ran into a bunch of adult diaper fetish websites. She almost blew up at me as if I'm the source of all the bad things on the internet. "That's sick! That's terrible! I was so disgusted! Why are things like that allowed to exist on the internet?"

Rather than debate people's personal fetish preferences with her (no matter how odd) I just decided to nod my head and smile, like I do often with old people. After that, she proceeded to tell me how much one of the other people who frequents the area annoys her. Though, I have to agree with her on this one. The guy she was talking about always comes in with maxed out volume headphones with the most annoying trendy rap songs, sports a pink backpack, is extremely loudmouthed, and bursts into fits of laughter out of nowhere. Generally, a crazy fuck.

So after about 15 minutes of listening to this old lady tell me everything that's wrong with the internet and the people around us she finally decided to leave. On her way out she said, "And if that weren't bad enough, my therapist recently diagnosed me as bipolar!"

My calm, reserved, collected personality prevented me from saying any of this to her... but WTF?! What a fucking hypocrite! She rants for fifteen minutes about how sick in the head people on the internet are and how crazy that loudmouthed guy with the pink backpack is then she goes and tells me she's bipolar!

Boy I'll tell ya... you see some crazy shit working with a lot of people

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Hate Me!

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

The hate users.pl campaign has begun, and I have befriended index.pl signifying the beginning of The Slashcode Perl Script Wars.

Which Slashcode perl script do YOU hate more? users.pl or index.pl? I know, it's difficult to choose. Perl is such a dreadful programming language. It's easy to hate us both!

But remember, I'm a far more seasoned troll than index.pl. I've brought you fine things like insults about how you raise your children, memories of goatse, and best of all 10000 digits of pi . Of course that's not all there is in my gloriously hateful past. Keep that in mind before deciding which of us you hate the most. index.pl is quite an inexperienced troll in comparison to the all mighty me.

Vote here:
Click here if you hate users.pl the most.
Click here if you hate index.pl the most.

Don't forget to make your choice your foe! Every Slashdot account counts!

While we're at it, does perl suck? (Remember, you may only vote once!)
Yes, damn it!
No...

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The HATE WINDOWS Campaign Ends!

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

The hate windows campaign has been officially declared over by users.pl on the grounds that the goals of the campaign have now been met, and any further campaigning would simply be distasteful overkill and would accomplish nothing.

users.pl has ceased his hatred of windows, signifying the end of the campaign.

Stay tuned for future trolling by users.pl in the near or perhaps distant future.

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The HATE WINDOWS Campaign Celebrates!

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

windows (452268) is hated by no one?!

It is your duty as a Slashdot reader to officially and formally hate windows. Slashdot is impure until windows' freaks outnumber it's fans! Strike down this vile evil corporate monster today! Show it how much you hate it. Do Slashdot a favor and bloat windows' freaks list!

Celebrate Our Success!

Our founder, users.pl, has enjoyed great success in persuading brave moderators to promote our cause. Both posts were modded back to -1 in short order, but make sure you metamod our positive moderations as fair and the negative moderations as unfair! Do not let our brave supporters' efforts be shot down by windows loving Nazis!

users.pl has gained public support in other areas as well, gaining nearly unanimous moderator support in a posting promoting the benefits of open source. Waves of people have already joined our cause causing windows' freaks list to inflate rapidly.

In response to our onslaught, windows has posted a frantic and angry journal entry criticizing no less than all of Slashdot for it's open source zealotry and has begun a poll with misleading links to try and trick you into voting for him! Surely, as faithful readers of Slashdot and loving supporters of open source you will not let this blasphemy continue! Make windows your foe and vote for users.pl today! Every Slashdot account and every IP counts!

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The HATE WINDOWS Campaign!

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

windows (452268) is hated by no one?!

It is your duty as a Slashdot reader to officially and formally hate windows. Slashdot is impure until windows' freaks outnumber it's fans! Strike down this vile evil corporate monster today! Show it how much you hate it. Do Slashdot a favor and bloat windows' freaks list!

UPDATE! WE GOT MODDED UP!

Our founder, users.pl, got modded up to zero in one of his "Windows is hated by no one?!" posts in a Mac article! He was modded back to -1 in short order, but make sure you metamod that "insightful" as fair, or the "troll" as unfair! Mac users have fought back! Mac users have made it clear. Windows must be hated!

Waves of people have already joined our cause . Every Slashdot account counts!

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BSD: it's (a)live!

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

It is official; Netcraft confirms: *BSD: it's (a)live!

One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD is dying community when Slashdot confirmed that *BSD death trolls have dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all troll posts. Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that trolls are running out of *BSD ammo, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot trolls are trolling with new and better methods because trolling about BSD's falsely prophetic death is as obsolete and useless as GNU HURD.

You don't need to be Jesus to predict the Slashdot troll phenomena's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD trolls face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD trolls because *BSD trolls are dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD trolls. As many of us are already aware, *BSD has recently acquired several Live CDs. Red devil Live CDs multiply like fucking rabbits.

The reasons for the death of the *BSD troll are obvious. The creators of the *BSD troll post have lost 93% of their core developers due to casulties from the sudden and unpleasant battles between Trollcore and GNAA. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD trolls are dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

GNAA leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 700 active trolls on Slashdot. How many BSD death trolls are there? Let's see. The number of troll posts vs BSD death troll posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 700/5 = 140 BSD death trolls. But half of those are just cheezy karma-whore spinoffs of the original troll. Therefore there are about 70 users of the real BSD death troll. These statistics, of course, reflect Slashdot before the war between Trollcore and GNAA. So we must assume that there are less than 70 people who actually believe that *BSD is still dying!

All major surveys show that *BSD trolls have steadily declined in humor level. *BSD trolls are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD trolls are to survive at all, they will be nothing but workers toiling in Slashdot trolling phenomena obscurity. *BSD death trolls continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save them at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD death trolls are dead.

Fact: *BSD: it's (a)live!

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I submitted a serious story!

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

I've never submitted a story before, mostly because I don't feel like clogging up their submissions with crap. Call me an honorable troll.

I submitted my first story, a serious Ask Slashdot question:

Remembering Goatse.cx: How Did It Affect You?

users.pl writes "As a Slashdot troll, I very rarely have anything serious to say. I accept my terrible karma as a fact of life and post my nonsense when able to. But this time I am serious. It's been some time since the infamous goatse.cx was taken down. While not the most glorious of Slashdot traditions, there are very few among us who haven't graced it's image. How did it affect you the first time you saw it? Your friends? Your family? Whether you loved or hated goatse, it was undeniably a part of Slashdot's culture and it should be commemorated. By commemorating this formerly vibrant Slashdot troll tradition, we can hopefully remember goatse in a positive way and find ways to move on and get over the loss."

I hope the community can see past my trolling nature to accept this as the serious exploration of the sociological characteristics of Slashdot that it is.

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10000 digits of pi

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

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*BSD IS GROWNK

users.pl users.pl writes  |  more than 10 years ago

IT IS OFICIAL NETCRAFT NOW CONFIRMS *BSD IS GROWNG
 
ON3 MORE CRIPLNG BOMBSH3L HIT TEH ALREADY BLEAGUER3D WINDOWS COMUNITY WH3N IDC CONFIRM3D TAHT *BSD MARKET R HAS RIESN YET AGANE NOW UP 2 MOR3 THAN 30 PERC3NT OF AL SERVERS!!1!!!1! WTF COMNG ON TEH HELS OF A RECENT NETCRAFT SURVAY WHICH PLANELY STAETS TAHT *BSD HAS GANEAD MORE MARK3T R THIS NEWS SERVES 2 RAINFORCE WUT WEV3 KNOWN AL ALONG!!!11 WTF LOL *BSD IS SENDNG OTHAR OS3S IN2 COMPLATE DISARAY AS FITNGLY EX3MPLIFEID BY 2PNG TEH CHARTS IN TEH RECENT SYS ADMIN COMPRAHENSIEV NATWORKNG U!11!1!1 DONT NED 2 B A DA3MON 2 PREDICT *BSDS FUTURE!1!1!1!1 OMG TEH HAND WRITNG IS ON DA WAL *BSD FAECS A LONG AND PROSPEROUS FUTURE111!! OMG WTF IN FACT THEIR WONT B ANY FUTURE AT AL FOR WINDOWS SARVER B/C *BSD IS GROWNG1!11!!!! WTF THNGS R LOKNG V3RY GOD FOR *BSD1!11!1!1 WTF AS MANY OF US R ALR3ADY AWAER *BSD CONTINU3S 2 GANE MARK3T SHAER1!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL RAD INK FLOWS FROM REDMOND LIEK A RIEVR OF BLOD
 
FREBSD11!11!! OMG IS DA MOST LOVED OF TH3M AL HAVNG GANE3D 93% MORE CORE D3VELOPERS!!11! DA SUDAN AND PL3ASANT RALEAES OF DA LONG DAVELOP3D 501!!!111! LOL ONLY SERV3S 2 UNDERSCORE TEH POINT MOR3 CL3ARLY!1!! WTF LOL THEIR CAN NO LONGER B ANY DOUBT FREBSD IS GROWNG
 
LETS!!!!!!!1 LOL KEP 2 TEH FACTS AND LOK AT DA NUMBRS
 
OPENBSD!1!! WTF L3AEDR THEO STAETS TAHT THEYRE R 700 USERS OF OPENBSD1!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL HOW MANY USERS OF N3TBSD R THEYRE?!!?? OMG WTF L3TS SE1!1!! OMG TEH NUMBR OF OPENBSD VERSUS NETBSD POSTS ON USAN3T IS ROUGHLY IN RATIO OF 5 2 11!!1 OMG LOL THEIR THEYRE R ABOUT 700/5 = 1400 NETBSD US3RS!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL BSD/OS POSTS ON US3NAT R ABOUT HALF OF TEH VOLUME OF NETBSD POSTS1!!1!1! OMG WTF THEYRE THEYRE R ABOUT 700 US3RS OF BSD/OS!11!1111 WTF A R3CENT ARTICLE PUT FREBSD AT ABOUT 80 P3RC3NT OF DA *BSD MARKET!!!1 OMG THEYRE THEYRE R (700+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FREBSD USERS11!1! OMG WTF THIS IS CONSIST3NT WIT DA NUMBR OF FREBSD US3NET POSTS
 
DUA!1!1! LOL 2 DA R3LEAES OF OSX COL NU T3CHNOLOGEIS AND SO ON FREBSD IS AXPANDNG IN2 MORE DASK2PS THAN 3V3R!!!1! OMG LOL FREBSD HAS BCOME MOR3 THAN DA SUM OF ITS PARTS
 
AL!1111 OMG MAJOR SURVAYS SHOW TAHT *BSD HAS STEADILY GANEED IN MARKET SHAER11!111! OMG *BSD IS VARY POWARFUL AND ITS LONG TARM SURVIVAL PROSPECTS R V3RY BRIGHT!1!11! WTF IF WINDOWS IS 2 SURVIEV AT AL IT WIL B MONG OS DIELTANT3 DABLARS!!1! OMG *BSD CONTINUAS 2 IMPROVE111!!11 LOL DA PROGR3S ACHEIVED IS NOTHNG SHORT OF A MIRACLE1!1!!1! OMG FOR AL PRACTICAL PURPOS3S *BSD IS ALIEV AND KIKNG
 
  FACT!!1!1!1 LOL *BSD WIL KIK UR AS

       

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