Favorite seasonal transition?
You guys are still holding on down there? I've been told the first thing you learn as a toddler in the southern hemisphere is how to hold on to earth so you don't fall off the globe...
Microsoft Causes Internal Family Strife
I personally found it very funny (and I'm a Mac user), but I do realise that Mac fanboys need a less subtle message ("I'm a Mac, you're a jerk.")