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A New Explanation For the Plight of Winter Babies

wonmon Re:Winter where? (276 comments)

The teenagers conceive in the clockwise direction.

more than 5 years ago

Back-to-school time means ...

wonmon More elbow room in the surf! (447 comments)

Get off my lawn^H^H^H^H^H wave!

(And I don't have to be constantly humbled by 10-year-old surf prodigies)

more than 5 years ago

Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution

wonmon Re:Are they FOSS hookers? (621 comments)

Finally, someone who appreciates my work on open source hookers.

- The Ice Truck Killer

more than 5 years ago

New Zealand Tree Stuck In Evolutionary Time Warp

wonmon Re:In other related news... (337 comments)

I use mine to fight off large, flightless birds.
(requires constant supply of ice cubes to be effective)

more than 5 years ago

Futurama Voices Could Be Recast

wonmon Re:So how are they going to explain the new voices (260 comments)

Here's a clip of another show that kinda got away with it... skip to the end credits of the clip for a postmodern referential treat ;)


more than 5 years ago

Interview With the Author of "Mastering Cat"

wonmon Re:Neuter to decrease aggression (243 comments)

Honestly, I used rm -r because I was thinking that ball1 and ball2 (and sometimes ball3) would be subdirectories, each containing millions of incomplete cat executables.

more than 5 years ago

Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World?

wonmon Typo in comment (236 comments)

Should be "separate the stack from the heap with his dword"

more than 5 years ago

Ubuntu 9.04 Jaunty Jackalope Now In Beta

wonmon Re:Let me be the first to ask.... (180 comments)

Don't bother upgrading to "Trickling Tubgirl"... runs like shit compared to earlier releases.

more than 5 years ago

20 Years After Cold Fusion Debut, Another Team Claims Success

wonmon Re:I have proof that it's real.... (373 comments)

They're safe since neither are common names in early 21st century North American demographics.

Oh, you didn't know that was the standard? Yeah, it was proven sometime in the 1980s.

Ah yes, how could we forget the Smith Corollary.

Wait a second...

more than 5 years ago

Body 2.0 — Continuous Monitoring of the Human Body

wonmon Re:The return of Clippy. (330 comments)

Saving Child As "George Foreman"

Error - Child already exists

Child saved as "George Foreman (7)"

more than 5 years ago

Europa Selected As Target of Next Flagship Mission

wonmon Re:No! (168 comments)

All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there.

First post together. First post in peace.

more than 5 years ago

Pirate Bay Operators Stand Trial On Monday

wonmon Re:End Copyright (664 comments)

Maybe your live shows would go better if you worked on that Lisp.

more than 5 years ago

Can a Small Business Migrate Smoothly To OpenOffice.org v3?

wonmon Re:Macros (503 comments)

Quick patch for those of us raised in San Francisco:


about 6 years ago

The Universe As Hologram

wonmon Re:Let's see if it's true... (532 comments)

So that explains why I keep waking up in this god damn Sherlock Holmes costume...

about 6 years ago


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