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Apple and IBM Announce Partnership To Bring iOS + Cloud Services To Enterprises

zenlessyank Well Fuck Me Running. (126 comments)

I think I feel a little vomit coming up in the back of my throat.

about a week ago

Austrian Tor Exit Node Operator Found Guilty As an Accomplice

zenlessyank Highway Department Guilty (255 comments)

for allowing illegal aliens and drug smugglers to use the highways. They are definitely guilty of aiding and abetting. To the Gulag!!!

about three weeks ago

CDC: 1 In 10 Adult Deaths In US Caused By Excessive Drinking

zenlessyank ALL Things In Moderation. (454 comments)

You can over indulge in almost any activity. Having a group of assholes try to dictate what others do is the stupidest thing ever. ALL drugs should be legal including alcohol and heroin. If you are too stupid to use self control then you suffer the consequences. You used to be able to buy cocaine at Walgreens over the counter without a prescription. you used to be able to grow weed on your own property legally. In fact is USED to be a law that you HAD to grow hemp on your farm. FUCK THE DEA & PROHIBITION. Vote the fucktards out of office, and eliminate these government entities.

about a month ago

George Lucas Selects Chicago For the Star Wars Museum

zenlessyank Put it in deep outer space... (98 comments)

So no one has to see it. Chicago has enough problems.

about a month ago

EFF To Unveil Open Wireless Router For Open Wireless Movement

zenlessyank Open up the Tower, not the Router!! (184 comments)

If the EFF want to give open access then do it from cell phone towers. We already have slow broadband and this will just make it slower. Never mind the kiddie porn and the bomb threats getting linked to an innocent user's router/mac address. Oh yea, this should make wardriving and collecting these 'public' addresses that much easier for assholes to hide. Sounds like it is just an easy way for the NSA to gather the last bit of info without any new warrants. mod down

about a month ago

Hack A Day Prize is a Trip To Space (Video)

zenlessyank That's One Way To Eliminate 'Hackers' (34 comments)

Send them up on one way space trips. Please kill the beta site, it really sucks ass guys. Is that what sobriety does for you??? Do you have to make everyone else suffer for your abstinence?

about a month and a half ago

Apple and Google's Motorola Unit End Patent War

zenlessyank Maybe Apple Is Starting To Feel (46 comments)

the pocket bottoms. Less Americans can afford shiny toys. And let's face it, it is time for some karma for all things fruity.

about 2 months ago

Autodesk Unveils 3d Printer As It Aims To Become Industry's Android

zenlessyank Re:Solving a solved problem (85 comments)

You hit the nail on the head. Monetizing & blanketing creativity is the ultimate sin. I think Autodesk and Apple share the same radioactive Kool-Aid.

about 2 months ago

SanDisk Announces 4TB SSD, Plans For 8TB Next Year

zenlessyank Shwing!!! (264 comments)

I can has 2 please??

about 3 months ago

Group Wants To Recover 36-Year-Old Historic Spacecraft From Deep Space

zenlessyank Clean Up Your Shit In The Ocean From The Launch (141 comments)

After you clean that up, then you can work on the rest of the trash in the ocean. Then maybe you can feed & educate some less fortunates from your hometown.... And about 3,000,000 other things that are more important... Then you can do this stupid shit.

about 3 months ago

Previously Unknown Warhol Works Recovered From '80s Amiga Disks

zenlessyank Re:Amiga Floppies (171 comments)

That's why you just stick it on the fridge with a magnet so you don't forget to call the forensics guy!!

about 2 months ago

NASA Proposes "Water World" Theory For Origin of Life

zenlessyank does the bullshit never end? (115 comments)

when will we decide life came from a comet fart?? next week?? o yeah...FUCK BETA

about 3 months ago

Can You Buy a License To Speed In California?

zenlessyank Money Talks, Bullshit Walks. (325 comments)

Always have had, and always will have 2 sets of rules.

about 3 months ago

Scientists/Actress Say They Were 'Tricked' Into Geocentric Universe Movie

zenlessyank I Thought I Was The Center (642 comments)

Of The Universe. Guess I will be getting sued also.

about 3 months ago

Why Are We Made of Matter?

zenlessyank Re:Something From Nothing. (393 comments)

Math does not dictate reality. Reality dictates math. There are many things we,you,them cannot comprehend. Time is a prime example. Time never 'started'. It has always been. Humans have a hard time grasping the concept of something never having a 'beginning'. It makes our head hurt just trying to conceptualize it. Another concept is 'will'. Matter and energy do not have a 'will'. They have 'laws' and 'characteristics' that define them. Humans have a 'will' and try to further it most all the time. I understand not liking being tossed into a game that You didn't want to play, but to try to make up some disillusioning story is a bad service to society. Just because I know how to fix my car doesn't mean I know how to create the car. The knowledge we have before us today is intoxicating, and leads us to misuse our will. And to that end is Evil. Which can only exist in the form of Will. You have been warned.

about 4 months ago


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