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Microsoft Charging Royalties For Linux

zunipus Microsoft's Sockpuppet SCO already LOST THEIR CASE (286 comments)

All any company need do, when threatened by this typical deceitful bullshite from Microsoft, is site the case THEY ALREADY LOST in court, then slam the door in their face and ignore them to death.

The END of SCO (aka Microsoft) case:

SCO loses another round in Unix fight, must pay $2.55M to Novell

SCO loses again: jury says Novell owns UNIX SVRX copyrights

SCO/Novell suit is over, SCO loses

And so forth...

When you can't compete: Litigate.

more than 4 years ago

Microsoft's Ad Team Trumps IE Developers' Privacy Aims

zunipus Marketing Morons At Work (149 comments)

"Microsoft built its browser so that users must deliberately turn on privacy settings every time they start up the software."

Therefore, yet again, the Marketing Morons have managed to screw up something else. By all means treat the customer as a source of cash and nothing more.

Then consider the fact that Microsoft is currently run by a Marketing Moron, Steve Ballmer. This is how companies die.

A Marketing Maven treats the customer with respect. They know the customer pays the bills and keeps the company running and dictates what is good product and what is bad. The customer runs the show.

more than 4 years ago

Does Net Neutrality Violate the Fifth Amendment?

zunipus The 'Internet' was born as ARPANET. No one owns it (341 comments)

This law professor is profoundly ignorant. NO ONE 'owns' the Internet. There is no domain to grab via 'eminent domain'.

Lest people forget, or for newbies, the 'Internet' was born as ARPANET, which was invented and created by the government. It was never given away. There are no plots within it owned by anyone. There is nothing to take over. It is owned by the citizens, who own the government. Any concepts to the contrary are inventions of The Corporate Oligarchy. Nice try 'professor'.


more than 4 years ago

Last Roll of Kodachrome Processed

zunipus Re:Put it next to the biplane in the garage... (359 comments)

"You can still buy and develop other films that are considered superior to Kodachrome."

No actually. I'd go so far as to state your comment is profoundly ignorant. Kodakchrome was a patented film that used permanent dyes that did not fade with time and provided far more vibrant colors than any other color film in history. Read up on it. Do your homework.

Meanwhile, digital is here and you can make just as spectacular pictures with it. And, if stored correctly, digital data doesn't fade with time either. I loved Kodachrome, but I like digital better, thank you.

more than 4 years ago

Last Roll of Kodachrome Processed

zunipus Kodak is relieved (359 comments)

Well, Kodak is relieved in a couple ways:

1) Move out Kodak. Your film is dead, or certainly this form. Digital rulz. Hello Kodak Digital.

2) Kodak no longer have to deal with the severely nasty toxic carcinogenic chemicals required to process Kodachrome. The toxicity has been a thorn in Kodak's side for many decades. They're glad to see the end of it, even if we'll miss those nice bright colors, the greens of summer...

more than 4 years ago

Microsoft Signs License With ARM

zunipus If Apple has it... (148 comments)

Clone Apple. They have ARM. Microsoft must have ARM. Same old shite.

more than 4 years ago

RIAA Paid $16M+ In Legal Fees To Collect $391K

zunipus WHO'S $16 MILLION? ARTISTS' $16 MILLION (387 comments)

I hope this wreckless and insane spending by the RIAA and MPAA KILLS THEM OFF. Their funding companies deserve death for their shameful attitude toward EVERYONE but their lawyers.

SCREW THE ARTISTS! (Every penny of the wasted $16 MILLION was earned by the work of artists).

SCREW THE CUSTOMERS! (DRM, Digital Rights Manglement, 'til it HURTS!!! Sue them 'till we die!)

SCREW THE BUSINESS! (2.4% Return on Investment! Looks great on the books. Tax writeoff!)

Idiots on the road to self-destruction.

more than 4 years ago

IE9 Flaunts Hardware-Accelerated Canvas

zunipus Does IE9 Support Web Standards or Dump ActiveX? (265 comments)

Do Windows box users still have to wait for IE to catch up with Web standards? Or does MS still FLAUNT its use of non-standard web code?

Does IE9 dump ActiveX? Is that security scourge of the Internet finally dead and gone? Or will IE9 users still be victims of ActiveX malware?

more than 4 years ago

Bill Gates Doesn't Work At Microsoft Anymore

zunipus Marketing As Management Hell (497 comments)

I personally was hoping that Microsoft would at last become of benefit to the computer community. Bill Gates consistently corrupted the computer community in his favor. Having him gone was potentially the moment for positive change at Microsoft. Instead Microsoft fell into the all too common pit of hell known as 'Marketing As Management'. There is no more efficient way to destroy a company than to put marketing into the position of management, which is exactly what Microsoft have with Steve Ballmer. Until such time as Microsoft put someone with an entrepreneurial spirit at the top, expect decline.

more than 4 years ago

Microsoft To Add Yet Another Smartphone OS This Year

zunipus Microsoft Fell Into The Twilight Zone (179 comments)

'Give up all hope, ye who enter here.'

Microsoft have clearly entered their age of dementia. Apparently the idea is to give up on bullets and use buckshot instead. Something is sure to hit the target, right?

I used to think this BS from Microsoft was hilarious. Now I just feel sorry for them. I used to hope that after Gates left they'd turn into a company that was actually beneficial to the computer community. Now I've given up on them. They are beyond the reach of mortal man. They shall not be returning to our dimension.

more than 4 years ago

Microsoft Talks Back To Google's Security Claims

zunipus The Age Of Doublespeak (528 comments)

AKA 'Newspeak' by George Orwell. Black is white. Hate is love. War is peace. Windows is secure.

It's about time the world got off the MS arsenic. Bravo Google. I wish the US federal government would follow your example so we don't get pwned by the Red Chinese hackers (the Red Hacker Alliance) every other week.

I keep track of Mac security over at:


more than 4 years ago

Scientist Infects Self With Computer Virus

zunipus Did this dope get a GRANT for this BS?! (393 comments)

The declining status of science these days is appalling. This is George W. Bush science!

For those who think this claim has validity: What REALLY happened is that a computer CHIP was stuck in the guy (aka he was 'chipped'). The CHIP was infected. The CHIP was then used to infect a PC. You might as well replace the 'human' element with 'hamster' or 'cement mixer' or 'dirt' or 'asteroid', blahblahblah. Someone send this guy back to high school please.

more than 4 years ago

Where Microsoft's Profits Come From

zunipus XBOX: Oops, no profit (295 comments)

Darn again! More swagger about how successful the XBox is. But where oh where are the profits?

Here's how it works: You buy your way into a market and knock out all the competition with loads of spend, spend, spend to promote your product and buy game developers and sell your hardware for less than cost, and eat all the costs from over 50% hardware failure (yes, entirely true!) and in the end, after all the carnage to your competitors, WHERE ARE THE PROFITS? Oh. That sucks.

more than 4 years ago

Where Microsoft's Profits Come From

zunipus BING: Oops, no profit (295 comments)

Particularly telling is the lack of profit from Bing. Propagandists like to swagger about how 'successful' Bing is. But DARN! No profit!

It works like this: Blow advertising dollars for months on end promoting a product, and it will gain market share. But will it gain actual profit? Let's watch what happens when MS stop the advertising bucks.

more than 4 years ago

Microsoft Aims To Close Performance Gap With Internet Explorer 9

zunipus The Eternal Déja Vu Loop (477 comments)


IE 6 was supposed to pick up the speed lag of IE 5.
IE 7 was supposed to pick up the speed lag of IE 6.
IE 8 was supposed to pick up the speed lag of IE 7.
IE 9 is supposed to pick up the speed lag of IE 8.
IE 10 will supposedly pick up the speed lag of IE 9.

Ad Nauseam.

Something about the definition of 'insanity' comes to mind.

more than 5 years ago

Chinese Hackers Targeting NYPD Computers

zunipus Red China's Goal: F*ck The World (212 comments)

Major DUH factor that the China foreign ministry LIED: 'Some people outside of China are bent on fabricating lies of so-called Chinese computer spies.'

The paid hacker arm of the Chinese government, called "The Red Hacker Alliance" has been documented since 1998.

The fact that Red China declared 'Technological War' on the USA has been known for years.

And Red China still has US 'Most Favored Nation' status because why? Are we out of our minds?!

more than 5 years ago

US Warns Olympic Visitors of Chinese Cyber-Spying

zunipus Red Hacker Alliance (231 comments)

The Red Hacker Alliance is a paid loose knit group of cyber-spies from around China who are paid by the totalitarian Chinese government to break into and compromise all government computers connected to the Internet all around the world. They were formally instituted in 1998 and have been the single worst security threat on the Internet ever since. Meanwhile the US government will only acknowledge their existence from 2003 on, whatever that denial is supposed to prove.

China consistently lie that the Red Hacker Alliance even exists, let alone that they fund them. Meanwhile, the exploits of the Red Hacker Alliance are regularly published in Chinese newspapers and are cheered and championed by many Chinese citizens.

And will we hear the words 'Red Hacker Alliance' uttered in any journalism regarding the Olympics? Of course not.

Conclusion = collusion.

more than 6 years ago


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