Man, way to shoot themselves in the food.
Those bullets really make a mess of the mashed potatoes. LOL
At least Macbook Pro's aren't potentially deadly
Depends on how hard you bash Phil Schiller in the head with one.
No love for systemd???
Probably a new fleshlight HW module under development by Lennart.
Stop parroting Apple's head PR guy.
Wait! There's a guy at Apple in charge of who gives/gets head? Does he decide on time of day, locations & frequency as well? Whats the salary?
Internet of Never updated, Easily Pwn3d Things,
this should be your signature
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.