It's called a "shadow CV". Haushofer is hardly the first to post one.
For example, from 2012:
At first, I thought that said "Internet Fapping Glitch Turned a Random Kansas Farm Into a Digital Hell".
That would have been a different kind of story.
Unfamous enough that even the submitter didn't know how to spell his name. "Mims", not "Mimms". Kinda undermines your point.
Why is this news?
Related Onion video:
The linked article from Phil Plaitt in the summary is more than four years old. It has nothing to do with the current "double dynamo" claims by Zharkova.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -- Samuel Clemens