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Comment Re:MISSION: To obliterate the wages of programmers (Score 1) 168

The posts were timestamped within minutes of each other, say the exact same thing, and use the exact same writing style. So sorry you couldn't find work as a programmer because you suck at it. Pretty soon you won't even have your current shill job, because it will be automated by a bash script. At that point you'll just have to suck even more cock in truck stop bathrooms. Have fun dying of AIDS. :D

Comment Re:Singular "they" (Score 1) 151

While the bold text is really convincing and completely negates the instruction of every English teacher on Earth, you forgot the link to the blog that was using other blogs as citations. As for "valid singular pronouns", we have "one": "When one is cold one might shiver." We also have "it", though it's generally not used in reference to people, unless, of course, you keep your victims at the bottom of a hole in your basement floor.

Comment Re:MISSION: To obliterate the wages of programmers (Score 0) 168

Oh, look, an AC shill. The most pathetic part is that you're not even good at it. Your only argument is to pretend that anyone who objects to foisting a bullshit agenda onto schoolchildren must be "a protectionist fuckwit" or "shitty programmer". Come back when you have a retort that's a bit more sophisticated than some dreary-ass argumentum ad hominem. In the meantime, go punch your mother in the face for raising a fucking retard.

Comment Re:MISSION: To obliterate the wages of programmers (Score -1) 168

First, you forgot the apostrophe in "Let's". Second, no, children need to be learning how to read and write in school, not learning how to be whores for human garbage like Satya Nadella and Mark Zuckerberg. Third, fuck off with the tired-ass 15-year-old South Park meme. It doesn't make you sound clever or sophisticated, it makes you sound like a sad fucker that laughs at his own shitty, unfunny jokes.

Comment Re:MISSION: To obliterate the wages of programmers (Score -1) 168

The first thing to do is to find out if your local school district will be participating in this. If it is, contact parents who have children in the district and inform them that the kids will be performing free labor for Microsoft and code dot org, and that it's all in the fine print. It doesn't matter if that's true or not; the important thing is to stop this bullshit at any cost, and parental paranoia can be a tremendously effective weapon, if wielded properly.

Comment Re:lol anonymice (Score 1) 488

As far as I can tell, there was never a war with the Zetas; it was just one asshole with a book coming out looking for publicity. No police report was filed for the original "kidnapping", the guy who said he was going to release the information anyway is still alive, the information has never actually been released, etc.

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