The fire department could be improved by privatizing it, and making it only available to those who purchase their services, sort of like fire insurance.
The public library is a waste of tax money. It hurts book publishers. If you want to learn something, pay those who worked hard to create the book. This is no better than stealing music and movies on the internet.
Public schools should be eliminated and replaced with a voucher system so kids can get a quality, Christian education. Finally kids would be allowed to pray in school and actually say the pledge of allegiance, because these atheist nut jobs don't want to say "under god". I have news for you atheists, you will all be "under god" as you are burning in hell.
"Spock, did you see the looks on their faces?" "Yes, Captain, a sort of vacant contentment."