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Comment You've got me? Who's got you? (Score 2, Funny) 293

If nothing sticks to it, how does it stay on?

It reminds me of the old joke: a young man comes back from his first year as a college chemistry major. His father asks him what he is working on. "We're trying to create the universal solvent."

"What's that?"

"It's a liquid that will dissolve anything."

"What're ya gonna keep it in?"

Comment Re:We need to get rid of the industry middle men (Score 3, Interesting) 280

Hear, hear. As Guy Forsyth once said (while still with the Asylum Street Spankers):

"I would like to talk about something called 'Musical Darwinism.' If you go see a band, and they suck? Don't tip. That way, they'll die and next week there'll be another band. But if you see a band that you like, Ladies and Gentlemen, give dearly." (Track 11)

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