This happens on every forum. Something like this...
Me: Hi, my game crashes with error code 0xF00.
Mr Stickler: We need a full dxdiag report or we can't help. Read the rules.
Me: Here you go. (posts 5 pages of garbage)
Mr OneUp: I see you are running a R2999 graphics, you should buy a GT5000 like me.
Me: Card is fine. Next?
Mr Doofus: You need to reinstall windows. I do it every night.
Me: Not gonna happen.
And then the thread dies.