I'd be burned as a Witch and defecated upon. Vigorously.
Er, what? Your color blind friend can't see color (in nature?) but can see it on an iPad 3?
They are a magical thing. I used to have herpes before I saw the iPad 3 display
I've never seen a single picture frame that looks like an iPad.
So you have never seen a picture frame in the shape of a rectangle that has either a black or a white border?
Were you out hunting a woolly mammoth when you fell into the icy water and only recently thawed yourself out?
As soon you get used to it, then you will work faster.
That is true. When my master gave me my first whipping, i didn't like it one bit. But after a while calluses formed and it was perfectly fine. In fact I now use the crack of the whip to help me keep a good steady pace while I'm working the fields.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.