"Hey I'm heading to DC tomorrow, any chance for VIP tickets to the Whitehouse"?
The problem was, Whitehouse autocorrected to 'Whorehouse'. I didn't realize this until the next day. My rep had a sense of humor when I deleted that tweet and sent another the next day (apologizing for the first)... Something like "Very peculiar typo"..
Only place I use VGA anymore (and have used in the past 4-5 years) is for overhead projectors in conference rooms.
TO THE CLOUD!
Jim is my enemy. But Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend.
Since Jim is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So Jim is actually my enemy.
Researchers at Manchester University, among others, have discovered a mathematical formula for calculating the "beer goggles effect" (where people look more attractive after a few beers).
The factors are: how drunk you are, how dark the room is, your eye-sight, the amount of smoke in the air, and how far you are from your "target" (which also explains all those "good from far but far from good" sightings).
Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.