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Comment Slashvertisement much? (Score 1) 425

The "Mark Zuckerberg of guns"??
Is Zuckerberg a massive failure too?
Does he champion a product that fleeces stupid investors too? Okay, that might be a draw.
              (He said draw, while talking about guns! He should be banned!)
Beautiful, take away the ability to use it the the most common function of self defense but cleverly leave the common use of sick peope available, suicide.
I submit they ought to name this suicidal gun "The Kevorkian, model 666".
It's also cheeper than my obamacare deductables by far.

Submission + - Oracle loses Itanium case, owes $3 billion to HP (

drainbramage writes: HP had an agreement with Oracle for software for the Itanium processor. Sometime after HP sunsetted the series Oracle stopped developing for that processor.
HP sued Oracle saying their agreement held even though HP had stopped development and was dropping production.
HP won.

Comment Re:"Sigh. Here, I'll just fix it." (Score 1) 523

You are 100% correct, if not more so.
I have cow-workers that I have enabled to show up late, take 2 hour lunches, and leave early.
They are perfectly happy showing me their failed code and have me fix it.
I do the work, they get the credit.
If I point out that I deserve credit for finally getting the thing wotking the word I hear most often is "Trivial".
My fault for allowing it, would like to finf a manager that cared though.
In fact my manager says "No one can be abused without their consent".
It's a real learning experience for me.

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