New! From Apple!
You don't know what it is, but you already know you want one!
Orb is more than a computer! It is an advanced system!
Orb is a perfect white sphere that floats on a cushion of air from its base. Orb does not consent to touch other technology products. Keyboard and mouse are wireless, video is projected with lasers onto a specially coated ultra thin sheet of sapphire. The same base that protects Orb from touching others provides power to Orb by induction.
Orb is a high core count wonder. It has more cores than you could possibly need, and OrbOS uses those extra cores to do your work speculatively, creating the illusion that it knows what you want to do even before you do.
Now accepting orders for delivery.
Orb is now available at the OrbStore.
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Orb2 is now for sale, upgrade now!
Orb. It's your new life.