Create a series of honeypot servers containing the marketing material for your latest robotic grenade launchers
You don't even have to do that. Create a server with an open ssl port, covered by an kind of password you want. The Chinese will soon be there, recompiling your kernel to do all kinds of DNS hijinks.
Corporations are bound to obey the laws of the countries in which they operate.
Yes indeed. All freedom fighters check the local laws that are about to break.
Try any RTS game with your XBox controller, I dare you.
So you get the keyboard for the xbox. Maybe a third party joystick. So what?
The sale numbers are more than in the toilet.
Are they? I know they were low but I figured the numbers would pick up over time.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.