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Comment Re: So... (Score 5, Funny) 572

manager: "Sysadmins hate us for our freedoms!"

sysadmin: "I'm standing right here John."

manager: "The global caliphate of sysadmins threaten our children!"

sysadmin: "I'm still standing right here John."

manager: "Sysadmins will kill all our children."

(sysadmin pulls out cell phone, and initiates an scp of a transaction dump, showing all the embezzlement, hookers and blow, said manager has been prodigiously enjoying.)


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