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Journal Journal: Why is pussy so expensive? 7

I've had this theory of economics for a long time which says that women are keeping the price of pussy artificially high. There's approximately one pussy for every two people, but there's not much of a shortage, because a pussy pairs up with a pecker to pruduce a fully functional pleasure machine.

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