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Comment Re: What a brave new world (Score 1) 90

It doesn't beat a royal flush

The term "royal flush", especially the "royal" part makes me shiver given how recently a second Bush served as president, and during an election cycle where a third Bush was initially campaigning, and where a second Clinton could get elected. I like royalty; in Great Britain. There can be no place for sovereignty entitlement or regimes in the US.

Comment The best defense... (Score 1) 349

"Attack is the secret of defense; defense is the planning of an attack." -- Sun Tzu

“All a prevent defense does is prevent you from winning" -- John Madden

“The bomber will always get through. The only defense is in offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly that the enemy if you want to save yourselves." -- Stanley Baldwin

“The best defense is a good offense." -- Vince Lombardi, Jack Dempsey

all quotes from the web, so there's a 60/40 chance they're worng.

Comment Re:Here are some real stories (Score 2) 113

Let's get this party rolling .....

Hillary is personally responsible for the Samsung Note explosions.
The DNC created the Zika virus using genetic engineering and released it on Republican retirement central, aka Florida.
One of Bill Clinton's secret babies is the leader of ISIS.
The Republican leaders who have abandoned, ignored or rejected Trump are being paid off by Putin
Hillary's first official act as President would be to appoint Barak Obama as Ultra Supreme Over-Justice of the Supreme Court. This will be a new position which has ultimate veto or approval power over any court decision.

Sorry, out of time here. Back to regular day job at Fox...

Comment Re:Wait for it... (Score 1, Offtopic) 260

...but displayed so quickly, only your subconscious is aware of it: a warm fuzzy feeling of "ah well, it's just a movie, and $9 isn't that much money...

How are movie trailers and the current US election process alike?
1. What you see is not what you get.
2. You get a hopeful feeling during the campaigning, to be replaced by a horrible feeling a few months after the election.
3. You wonder what your friends are smoking to be so in love with the other (movie / candidate).
4. You can't wait for the next one.

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